I'll photoshop anything for you. Poorly. Wallpapers, family photos, anything at all. Ever wanted a picture of a crudely photoshopped monster eating your best friend? I'm your guy. How about the loch ness monster if your swimming pool? If you don't have a swimming pool I could even throw one in!
I specialize in ridiculous and stupid things, but as long as you don't care about the quality that doesn't matter.